Makingmywaydowntown

Summer Reading Recap with Nick Offerman [x]

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

heartology:

ductxtape:

My life.

ohmyfuck

I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development (via thebluths)

madeupmonkeyshit:

when you send risky text messages

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

mishasminions:

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

DOES THIS MEAN I CAN QUALIFY AS A GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY

candice-bear:

Wow.